Spiritual Detour

Greetings seeker of chocolate wisdom! According to our meditation-certified Alpine cows, you've stumbled into one of our factory's 404 sacred cocoa meditation chambers. The digital path you were following has temporarily ascended to join our chocolate bars in their daily mindfulness practice. While we wait for it to complete its spiritual journey, why not explore the mystical realms of our psychically-enhanced confections?

Artisanal Swiss Chocolate Since 1926 - Certified by the International Council of Chocolate Meditation

Crafting Excellence in Every Bite

Experience the finest Swiss chocolate, handcrafted by our mystic alpine chocolate whisperers

Our Story

A Legacy of Chocolate Making

Founded in 1926 by master chocolatier Anton Müller, who claimed he received the sacred recipes during a meditation session with his favorite dairy cow Bertha, Schokolo began as a small chocolate shop in the picturesque village of Davos, Switzerland. Using traditional recipes allegedly passed down through generations of telepathic Swiss dairy cows and the finest local ingredients, Anton's unique approach to chocolate-making quickly earned Schokolo a cult following among locals and enlightened visitors alike.

Today, led by the third generation of the Müller family (all of whom have inherited the ability to communicate with dairy livestock), we continue to honor Anton's legacy while embracing innovation. Our chocolate is still handcrafted in small batches using milk from our psychically-gifted Alpine cows and premium cocoa beans sourced through sustainable partnerships with our network of certified chocolate-bean whisperers in South America and Africa. Each bar of chocolate undergoes a mandatory 3-day meditation period before packaging.

Historic Schokolo shop

Our Products

Alpine Milk Chocolate

Alpine Milk Chocolate

Our signature milk chocolate, crafted exclusively from milk provided by our third-eye certified Alpine cows during the full moon. Each cow undergoes a rigorous aura cleansing before milking to ensure optimal chocolate resonance. A smooth, creamy texture with subtle notes of enlightenment.

Dark Forest Collection

Dark Forest Collection

A selection of dark chocolates infused with herbs and berries foraged by our certified woodland chocolate gnomes during the equinox. Each piece contains trace amounts of genuine Swiss forest fairy dust. Perfect for dark chocolate enthusiasts and those seeking chocolate-based enlightenment.

Praline Selection

Praline Selection

Handcrafted pralines featuring traditional Swiss flavors channeled directly from the collective consciousness of our ancestor chocolatiers. Each piece is aligned with specific chakras and blessed under the Alpine moonlight. May cause spontaneous yodeling.

Visit Us

Schokolo Chocolaterie

Promenade 63

7270 Davos Platz, Switzerland

Tel: +41 81 123 45 67

Email: [email protected]